Don't tell daddy that we were on telly Don't tell mamma we stole her pyjamas made of silk Don't tell our aunt we were kissing James Bond Don't tell Jesus Christ we were in paradise If you tell daddy that we were on telly He will break your bones Life is too short folks We do what we do and we are coming after you Don't tell Jesus Christ we were in paradise We ate his apples -- yes we did We played with snakes -- yes we did We played with Adam -- all day long Don't tell Jesus Christ we were in paradise, paradise, paradise Don't tell Jesus Christ we were here
